Have you ever seen a crow? Well, I found Crow funny. So I thought of making a collection of the world’s funniest Crow puns.
So if you are searching for some jokes/puns below are some fun ideas that you can copy and use with your family, friends, and even with your crush.
Top 10 Crow Puns
- What is a crow’s favourite magazine? Caw-smopolitan
- Ravens fans are so tough….they hang out in crowbars.
- Where do crows go to listen to live music? Caw-ncerts
- He is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
- Going to buy a tiny pet crow for me, definitely going to call it micro.
- Why don’t crows like to fight one another? They don’t appreciate the caw-nflict.
- Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
- Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long distance caw
- What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees? A crow with a machine gun.
- Who brings presents to crows at Christmas? Santa Caws
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Funny Crow Puns
- Where do teen crows go after high-school? Caw-llege
- What do you call a loud murder of crows? A caw-cophony.
- Why don’t crows get their bags checked when they go through customs at an airport? Because they prefer carrion.
- I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured. They were caws for concern.
- What do crows wear on Halloween? Caw-stumes
- Cawnvict crows are scared of the cawps.
- What do you call a co-worker who happens to be a crow? Your caw-league.
- I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won’t leave, I guess you could say he’s mi-cro.
- For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
- Why do crows sit on telephone poles? To make long distance caws.
- The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
- What’s a crow’s favorite sport? Crow-quet.
- Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It’s just a matter of a pinion.
- A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken. It was a murder most fowl.
- Some crows were caught breaking the quarantine laws. They were charged with attempted murder.
- What do you call a crow who murdered another one? Guilty.
- After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
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Hilarious Puns About Crow
- Why do crows not get hit by cars? Because there is always another crow yelling, “Caw! Caw!”
- No matter what crows always stick together through a velcrow.
- Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
- Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation? It’s also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
- Where do crows go to get educated? Caw-lege.
- Why can police always search a car driven by a crow? Probable caws.
- How did the nervous crow proceed? With caw-tion
- He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
- Where do crows go to get educated? CAWlege
- What is a crow’s favorite drink? Caw-fee.
- There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars… they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going “CAAAR CAAAR” but can’t say “TRUCK TRUCK”.
- What do crows use to waterproof their nests? Caw-king
- What do you call an albino crow? Caw-casian
- You know a crow’s favorite pastry is a crow-nut.
- Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps
- What do you call a crow’s birthday party when nobody else shows up to join them? An attempted murder.
- A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up. He was charged with attempted murder.
- What is a crow’s favourite vegetable? Caw-liflower
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