80+ Hilarious Racoon Puns

Are you a raccoon lover? If yes, then you are at the right place. To date, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious raccoon puns for you.

You can easily make anyone laugh with these puns. So if you know someone who loves raccoons then this post will help you impress them.

Top 10 Funny Raccoon Puns

You must struggle valiantly.
Why did the squirrel doze off while working? He was putting in the late hours.
What cold preparations does a raccoon make? by accumulating garbage can goodies!
I became completely out of control.
I purchased a brand-new condominium.
The raccoon started playing the instrument for what reason? The Trash Pickers was the name of the band he wished to form!
The squirrel went to school for what reason? He desired to gain lock-picking knowledge!
You set my night on!
You received a tonne of tail-lent.
What motivated the rat to enter the library? He was searching for “Trash 101”!

Rocket Raccoon’s upkeep would be quite costly. You would likely pay an arm and a limb for him.
Love to eat!
How does a raccoon maintain the appearance of its fur? Using detergent with claws!
He had a busy day ahead of him.
What keeps raccoons hydrated? by consuming waste from the closes garbage bin!
The raccoon joined a music band, but why? He cherished playing the trash can!
What is the name for a raccoon that sleeps all the time? A sleep thief!
How do raccoons gain weight? because of their poor nutrition.
Raccoons rule the community of Can-coon in Mexico.
The goal of Alexander the Great was to rule the entire planet.
I’m such a clumsy cat.

How can you tell if a raccoon enjoys music? He’s always rummaging through trash cans with a song in his mind!
How can you get a raccoon to smile? Make a “tail” jest for him!
What constitutes achievement to a raccoon? based on the extent of his trash heap!
Be-claws I cherish you.
What do you call a rat who is perpetually upset? A violent robber!
a warning symbol.
Why did the squirrel choose to pursue acting? He was informed that he could portray the main character in “Guardians of the Galaxy”!
What do you name a raccoon with exceptional fishing skills? a pro-baiter
I must visit the tailet.
What is the name for a singing raccoon? A singing thief!

Why did the raccoon steal the flashlight? He wanted to see if the coast is clean!
Why did the raccoon enter the art museum? He was hoping to steal a masterpiece that tasted like trash!
The channel is working correctly.
What is the name of the raccoon that plays basketball? The bandit diver!

A group of raccoons stayed near the dumpster.
What’s the name of a raccoon covered in pasta sauce? Stew!
When chewing, I feel warm and soft inside.
Why did the raccoon go to the doctor?I was feeling a bit “bragging”!
What’s the name of the raccoon that always tells jokes? A bad bandit!
What is the name of the raccoon who cares about fashion? Stylish bandit!
What is the name of a raccoon that really does sport? Banned Athlete!
What is the name of the raccoon that is always on the go? A fast bandit!
They were completely scratched.
What is the name of the raccoon who is a great cook? Master of record stealing!
What is the name of the raccoon who is always on time? Punctual Bandit!
Why did the raccoon become self-employed?He wanted to be president of his own trash empire!
My favorite snack is ice-cup-e.

What do you get if a Jewish raccoon bites you? Rabbi.
What’s the name of the raccoon that’s always complaining? A bad bandit!
Ba-coon – The raccoon’s favorite snack.
How does a raccoon keep fit? With a lot of “garbage ceremony”!
Why did the raccoon go to the dentist? To get a root canal!
You have claws!
Will you play Tail Lounge?
Why did the raccoon start painting? He wanted to make a masterpiece out of his paw prints!
Like claws. (Mechanism)
Feels a slight tryphobia of the claws.
Why did the raccoon come to the museum? I heard they have old stuff!
I saw a raccoon with a sewing machine, I asked my wife, “Can this raccoon sew?” He said, “It looks like this”
My grandfather has the heart of a lion…And a lifetime ban from the zoo
Why didn’t the raccoon get a driver’s license? He always drove against the traffic!
What is the name of the group of raccoons that love to sing? A chorus of humming bandits!
What is the name of the raccoon with the green thumb? The Garden Bandit!
I have a comorbidity.

What do you call a raccoon with a cell phone? anonymous call!
How do you know if a raccoon is a math genius? He loves counting trash cans!
How does a raccoon communicate?With their raccoons!
How does a raccoon relax after a long day of flying? With poor TV quality!
How do you know that a raccoon is a good dancer? He has a great speed when stealing food!
It was a fashion i-shop.
How do you know if a raccoon is a good thief? You always wear a mask!
My sister likes to sing on the balcony.
Raccoon – Contrary to popular belief, raccoons are not ninjas.
night – turn left.
I’m (let’s say) what, I need new hamster friends.
It’s a tastrophe with claws!
Why did the raccoon steal the umbrella? I heard that there is a possibility that rubbish will be scattered!
What is the name of the raccoon that likes to clean? A good bandit!
How does a raccoon order a pizza? With additional garbage can!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?To prove it wasn’t a chicken!
What’s the name of the raccoon that’s always causing trouble? Rebel for no reason!
Will the chew be mine?