Turkey puns are more tasty and funny than the taste of turkey dishes on Thanksgiving. So that’s why I have created some of my favorite puns about turkey.
Now if you want to make your family, friends, or even your crush laugh then these puns will help you. So let’s start with our post.
Top 10 Turkey Puns
- Is a starfish, in fact, a starfish? Or is simply a very talented fish.
- Don’t marsh my mellow.
- What a beautiful concept that some of our best days are still ahead of us.
- What do you name a gaggle of turkeys who lack feathers? A pluck from a cluster!
- I want your midnights, but on New Year’s Day, I’ll be cleaning up bottles alongside you. New Year’s Day, Taylor Swift
- I couldn’t open the door. Then I realized I was using my tur-key
- We’re on a roll
- You’re the belle of the (Butter)ball.
- Is a starfish, in fact, a starfish? Or is simply a very talented fish.
- What kind of container do turkeys drink from? Such a gobble-let!
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Funny Turkey Puns
- Activate: Feast Mode.
- Slow, do you believe you have what it takes?
- You’ve really got your turk cut out for you.
- What makes a starfish blush? You make it a sandwich with sea nut butter.
- Shaping the future is the best way to predict it.
- Why did the turkey end his relationship with his girlfriend? He couldn’t even get to the first baste!
- Nobody puts gravy in the corner.
- What do the gobblers on the farm prefer to drink? Turkey in the wild!
- Baking is my cardio.
- They see me rollin’, they hatin’.
- Pour some gravy on me.
- I’m all about that baste.
- Scoops, I did it again!
- For the words of the past year belong to the language of the past year, and the words of the next year await another voice. —TS Eliot
- I quit eating leftovers cold turkey
- Can’t wait to get basted.
- Is all the food here? Let’s do a roll call.
- You ain’t seen stuffing yet.
- With a year to go, I’m all suited up!
- Last night, I noticed a group of five starfish at the bar. Five stars for this band.
- Pour some bubbly.
- What do you call a bird who isn’t very good at bowling? A turkey with a gutter ball!
- SquashGoals
- Because I’m all about that baste.
- What does a one-legged turkey say? Wobble wobble!
- I peck your pardon?
- Great meal, beak performance.
- There’s about to be a war in the middle feast
- You don’t like the food? Cluck you!
- The best part about turkey is getting to eat it.
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Best Puns About Turkey
- What similarities do Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna share? These are both available in small cans.
- I’ve got 2023 vision.
- Pour some gravy on me.
- Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
- You can’t make this stuffing up.
- What gaming is the most popular among turkeys? Tetris-zzini Turkey!
- …and that is turkey to success!
- Just here to find my Troy Bolton.
- It doesn’t get butter than this.
- I want to see every piece of food. I want to go on a tour-key
- Wham, yam, thank you ma’am.
- Olive for views like this.
- Thanksgiving around here always turns into a clusterpluck.
- What makes a starfish laugh? You are tickling its tentacles!
- What kind of tree does the turkey prefer? The poultry tree!
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
- Expecting a clever caption? That is SO last year.
- Bread-y or not, here I crumb.
- What did the crab say to the starfish? “I believe we were destined to be star-crossed lovers.
- What do you call a turkey that has had too much caffeine? A unique key!
- Why are turkeys such poor baseball players? They only hit chicken balls!
- What do you name a starfish who excels at writing? A well-known author.
- Much ado about stuffing.
- The year 2023 promises to be spectacular.
- Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg? He didn’t want to whisk it.
- This year for thanksgiving I booked a flight to Turkeys and Caicos
- Eat, drink, and cranberry.
- I’ve really spread my wings this year
- What do you call a rude turkey? A jerk-key!
- He didn’t come because we had a fowling out
- Less bitter and more glitz.
- You really have no res-peck do you?
- Have the baste thanksgiving ever!
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