40+ Bowling Puns [Most Funniest Ones]

Do you know that bowling is one of the most popular sports? However, there’s something even better than bowling puns. And, if you want to find the funniest one then this post is just for you.

There are so many people around the world who love bowling. So if you know someone that enjoys this game, you can use these puns/jokes with them. Make them laugh and your friends will grow stronger.

You can also use these karate puns on your date as a conversation starter.

Top 10 Bowling Puns

Why did the bowler wear gloves? To keep a good grip on his game!
What do you call a bowler who’s always calm? A cool roll-er!
Bowling is fun in your spare time
Bowling is right up my alley
Do bowlers ever have time to spare?
That’s how we roll
Bowling is a sport for people who have the talent to spare
Bowlers keep their minds out of the gutter
Leave no pin standing
If you don’t get a strike, spare me

Best Puns About Bowling

Rock and bowl
My favorite sport must be bowling because I always strike out with the ladies/men
No smoking: just a Lucky Strike
Why did the bowler bring a ladder to the game? To reach high scores!

What do you call a bowler who’s always hungry? A snack-pin!
Why did the bowler bring a compass to the game? To keep his strikes in the right direction!
What do you call a bowler who’s always sleepy? A snooze-pin!
Why did the bowler bring a book to the game? To read up on the rules of the alley!
What do you call a bowler who’s always nervous? A jitter-pin!
Why did the bowler bring a calculator to the game? To keep track of his score!
What do you call a bowler who’s always early? A pre-game-pin!
Why do bowlers join unions?
Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
Where does Superman like to go bowling?
What was the name of the sequel to the movie about bowling pins?
What did the bowling pins do?

Guaca-bowli – A bowler’s favorite mexican dish.
What do you call a bowler who’s always lost? A split-seeker!
Why did the bowler bring a flower to the game? To celebrate a strike-al!
Why did the bowler bring a flower to the game? To celebrate a strike-al!
Why did the bowler bring a pen to the game? To keep score and sign his autographs!
Why did the bowler wear gloves? To keep a good grip on his game!
When is a bowler like a baseball player?
What do you call a bowler who’s always hungry? A bite-pin!
You’ve got big bowls.
Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play?
What do you call a bowler who’s always wearing a hat? A cap-pin!
What do you call a bowler who’s always sleepy? A snooze-pin!
You’re adora-bowl.
Why did the bowler bring a book to the game? To read up on the rules of the alley!
What do you call a bowler who’s always fashionable? A style-pin!
What do you call a bowler who’s always confident? A bold-pin!

What do you call a bowler who’s always optimistic? A hope-pin!
Why did the bowler bring a trampoline to the game? To bounce his way to strikes!
What do you call a bowler who’s always smiling? A grin-pin!
Boo-ling – Ghost-kind’s most popular sport.
What do you call a bowler who’s always serious? A focus-pin!
Why did the bowler bring a fan to the game? To keep cool during those heated moments!
Why did the bowler bring a watch to the game? To keep track of the time and pace of his game!
I’ve left my bowling ball at home.
What do you call a bowler who’s always lost? A split-seeker!
Why did the bowler bring a deck of cards to the game? To play a game between frames!
What do you call a bowler who’s always wearing sunglasses? A shade-pin!
What do you call a bowler who’s always late? A time-out-pin!
What do you call a bowler who’s always wearing sunglasses? A shade-pin!
Rock and bowl.
What do you call a bowler who’s always ready to play? A game-day-pin!
When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?
What do you call a bowler who’s always early? A pre-game-pin!
Why did the bowler bring a trampoline to the game? To bounce his way to strikes!
What do you call a bowler who’s always calm? A cool roll-er!
I really love the money and bowling (bling).
Why did the bowler bring a ruler to the game? To measure his strikes for accuracy!
Why did the bowler bring a magician to the game? To make his spares disappear!
What do you call a bowler who’s always happy? A cheer-pin!
Why did the bowler bring a compass to the game? To keep his strikes in the right direction!

What do you call a bowler who’s always nervous? A jitter-pin!
Why did the bowler bring a ukulele to the game? To create a bowl-ing rhythm!
What do you call a bowler who’s always ready to play? A game-day-pin!
What would you get if you crossed a bowler and an invisible man?
Why did the bowler bring a ladder to the game? To reach high scores!
Toilet bowl-ing.
Why did the bowler bring a speaker to the game? To play music and get in the zone!
Why did the bowler bring a camera to the game? To capture all his strikes!
Bowl you over.
What do you call a bowler who’s always in good spirits? A joyful-pin!
Why did the bowler bring a calculator to the game? To add up all his strikes!
Why did the bowler bring a hula hoop to the game? To show off his skills in between frames!
Bowl at the moon.
What do you call a bowler who’s always happy? A grin-pin!
Bowling wind.
What do you call a bowler who’s always hungry? A snack-pin!
The answer is bowling in the wind.

Why did the bowler bring a ukulele to the game? To create a bowl-ing rhythm!
What do you call a bowler who’s always late? A time-out-pin!
What do you call a bowler who’s always silly? A giggle-pin!
What do you call a bowler who’s always happy? A grin-pin!
They see me bowlin’, they hatin’.
Why did the bowler bring a magician to the game? To make his spares disappear!
Why did the bowler bring a camera to the game? To capture all his strikes!
Why did the bowler bring a mirror to the game? To check his form and technique!
Why did the bowler bring a calculator to the game? To keep track of his score!
Why did the bowler bring a map to the game? To find his way to the strike zone!

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